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Christopher Lathrop AutobiographyMy name is Christopher Ray Lathrop. And this is my Auto biography. Iwas born at Saint Peters Hospital right here in Olympia WA. Where my opposite twobrothers Jarred 15, and Ryley 20 months, were born as well.     I traveled to shekels with my family, when I was around seven or six.Where my Aunt lives with her six kids and a small Korean family. I remember mymother gave my brother and I ,what she refereed too as a Care Package, Rightbefore the trip. It was fill up with weapons, nipple clamps, blow up dolls,bulling pins and other inatimate objects. What a trip foursome days on the roadwith my brother and parents. Stopping at places want the worlds largest ball Ofstring. We ended up going to the air port where my momma sent me too India.Where I lived with a Monk monastery. While I was there, I was beaten repeatedlywith tree limbs. The only toys I had to adjoin with were the contents of the carepackage. I also received for some monastic holiday a pet snow monkey. But brotherHaanz steal him from me for his own entertainment.(If you know what I mean?)     Anyway a fewer years later when I became a shambala monk. (many degreesabove a measuring monk.) I ran away to America and joined circus Vargus as the tribal chief clown. When the Circus came too my hometown of Olympia My mother witnessedmy performance, and decided too let me move back home. Living at home was worsethan I had hoped. I decided to venture, as I called it on a want and hopefullysuccessful quest to find an answer to one of mans more or less pondered questions. "Ifa cow laughs, does milk come out of his nose?" So I took what was left of thecare package, most of it though, was broken during my stay in the Turkish prison.Thats a whole different story though. Well besides I took what was left ofthe care package, and left.     Then at the age of cardinal I moved to Cat-mon-du-Abudabi-allowishis- debris 90210. and out of pure coincidence, became a dirty word star. Then I builtmy own nudist colony. Which unfortunately became impregnated by four Dutchscientists with a golden retriever. So I was constrained by sixteen Jewishscientists with a Great Dane to have an abortion. They claimed it to be immoralor something along those lines. My memory is a bit hazy, when It comes to thosetimes. aft(prenominal) the abortion I moved to New York, and began raising venomous